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[2.5s] I don't think I'm ever not going to be mad at you, but I think that, um, us fighting likely isn't helping our situation.
[10.3s] Please don't cut my bird.
[11.8s] Okay, yeah, no, I wasn't gonna.
[14.8s] Axe swings down over the chains and they snap free.
[19.0s] Is this Axe Hoop now, Russ? Is it garbage?
[22.5s] Every hit is taking another chunk out of it, as it appears to you.
[27.7s] Get.
[28.2s] Nighthunter, you're standing in this void space.
[32.3s] The bars around you, every time you try to move towards them, feel like you're never getting close to them, to grab them.
[39.8s] Well, I mean, I could ask, but then I would not be with you, so...
[43.8s] Oh, no, come on, remember our vows.
[45.8s] I'm always with you in your heart, so, I mean, wherever you go, I'm gonna be there, so don't worry about that.
[51.3s] Yeah, but when we make these vows, one of us did not get sucked into abyss.
[55.9s] Oh, that was not normal. That was...
[58.4s] Yeah, that was...
[59.2s] I don't taste good.
[60.2s] Well, I don't. No, that was not...
[62.8s] What if, how about we just save the world real quick and then stop coming back here?
[66.8s] Save the world and leave forever?
[68.2s] You push it open and step out into the hall.
[71.4s] There's a long hallway, either side of you, and down at the end, off to your right, as you step out, is a cracked open door.
[81.5s] A little bit of light, looks like from a lantern or a torch, um, peering through.
[89.4s] The three of you step out, and Grants just kind of tucks his book into his sidebag, and...
[96.9s] This night hunter is in here somewhere.
[100.3s] I saw her.
[104.5s] Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.
[107.6s] He, him, also with me today is Karla Maxtad.
[111.8s] That's me, she, her, playing Lipsinkie, Pip Diggins.
[116.4s] And Tom Laird.
[118.2s] Yeah, that's me, he, him, I am playing Bort, slash Flint, they both go with he, him, as well.
[124.8s] And Kyle Klassitz here, hey, he, him, glad to be playing Vorunax, also he, him.
[130.4s] And...
[132.6s] Amy More.
[134.1s] Yep, she, her, playing Thea Amastasia, she, her, and Gael Nighthunter, Ogla Kanu.
[141.2s] She, they.
[142.6s] We are...
[146.2s] Yeah, all over the map, we're all over the map.
[149.5s] We are, and nowhere.
[151.0s] Everywhere and nowhere, we split the party so many different ways, bringing it back
[155.2s] together now, uh, where we keep the party together all the time is over on Patreon,
[160.4s] Patreon.com slash dumpdragoncast, because we can't live without each other.
[165.0s] Uh, Opal can't, Opal can't be...
[166.2s] No, I can't have multiple groups happening within the same adventure, are you crazy?
[170.8s] Well, there must be constant supervision.
[173.0s] When he is alone, he like creates a whole issue with...
[178.1s] Yeah, the, the birthday episode.
[179.7s] I don't want to spoil anything, but he really, he cannot be trusted on his own.
[183.9s] Yeah.
[184.4s] Also, there's some very questionable labor practices.
[186.7s] Absolutely.
[188.5s] Have we told you about the intern wall, Kyle?
[190.5s] I mean, you come over, you can...
[192.3s] The intern memorial wall.
[194.5s] That's the important, the memorial is an important word in there.
[198.5s] It's bad, scary over there.
[201.2s] Opal's very keen on having unpaid interns, obviously, because it helps the business,
[205.5s] you know, uh, but it's a very difficult, uh, industry out there, adventuring, that
[211.4s] is, and so interns go missing.
[213.6s] Thus, the intern memorial wall, where, you know, any other job, interns aren't going
[220.3s] to be memorialized after they leave.
[222.9s] No, this is a favor we're doing to them here at the downtown office.
[227.2s] Is this Russ talking or Opal talking?
[228.9s] He turned right into Opal, like, there wasn't even a...
[234.2s] As curator of the, of the intern wall, we all remember intern 003, one of the first.
[240.8s] 067, everyone should remember 067, they were a good intern.
[247.1s] Yeah, absolutely.
[248.4s] There we go.
[249.0s] They are all numbers.
[249.8s] What do you mean?
[250.4s] What's a museum guide called?
[252.0s] There's like a proper name for it.
[253.3s] A docent.
[254.6s] There we go.
[255.1s] Yep.
[255.8s] As in, I docent remember their names, but I do remember their numbers.
[260.6s] So Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.
[262.6s] You come over and you learn all about the intern Memorial wall.
[266.0s] It's really just, is what it is more than anything.
[270.3s] But you also get an episode dedicated to you blowing right by that.
[274.3s] Emma KB, like Emma KB.
[278.0s] Thank you, Emma.
[279.6s] Thanks, Emma.
[280.2s] It was just an awkward way I got into that sentence, but instead
[283.0s] you got your name screamed twice.
[284.3s] Twice.
[285.1s] Yeah.
[286.0s] That's how special you are to us, Emma.
[288.2s] For Emma's sake, can you tell me how many pages of paper you have available
[294.3s] and how quickly we're all going to be killed because the book's almost done.
[298.9s] I said we were on the last nine page last time.
[302.4s] So we're on the last blank white page.
[306.2s] So there's a double side to it.
[308.3s] So we have technically one, two and a half and two thirds.
[315.3s] Clear space.
[316.2s] Emma, don't worry.
[317.8s] Your episode is not worth it.
[320.2s] We might even save the world.
[322.3s] Boy, how it could be anybody's game is what it could be.
[327.4s] Clearly, if there's blank pages, then there isn't an ending written.
[330.9s] So it could be anybody saving the world.
[333.7s] The rest is still unwritten.
[336.0s] The rest is still unwritten.
[341.1s] Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.
[342.8s] Just like Emma KB.
[344.8s] And now.
[346.5s] Bucket, let's play.
[351.0s] OK, all right.
[353.9s] Blaring red light.
[355.8s] No blaring horn, bright red light.
[359.2s] Blaring red light, damn it.
[362.2s] Blaring red light.
[363.4s] That red light is so loud.
[364.6s] Sometimes when lights are red.
[366.1s] Lights can be loud.
[366.9s] Yeah, lights can be loud.
[370.0s] The bright red light.
[372.4s] Illuminates the entire space.
[376.4s] Echoing over this horn, the screeching sound.
[379.6s] Thea, you were moving to put your hand beyond to see if you could see
[384.0s] anything additional outside of the spot.
[386.7s] Hold question.
[389.3s] This is what we were.
[390.4s] No, no, I know.
[391.8s] But the way that you worded it makes makes me feel like I possibly
[396.0s] misunderstood the red light.
[399.6s] You can't see.
[400.6s] You can't see bad thing outside.
[403.2s] OK, Roxanne.
[406.8s] Does it just like encompasses your vision?
[409.2s] So where is black?
[410.7s] Now is red.
[411.6s] Now it's red.
[412.3s] OK, I was kind of imagining like off in the distance, like a red light.
[416.4s] You know, like, you know, like a like a recording on the fuck off
[422.3s] the stage, because you've done your five minutes to stand up.
[425.0s] Yes.
[426.0s] OK, so it's not like that.
[427.2s] It's actually like a red wash that comes.
[429.5s] Yeah.
[430.0s] OK, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
[431.4s] Say OK.
[432.6s] As you were moving to put your hand outside of the spotlight.
[437.3s] Fingertips, let us say.
[439.4s] I'm not going to go whole heart.
[440.6s] Look, look, you guys have been standing there for an entire episode.
[444.0s] Well, that's a whole other body part.
[445.5s] Yeah.
[447.8s] It's already tried that.
[448.8s] OK, he's put every piece of it there.
[452.2s] He's got a cloaca.
[453.2s] It's weird. OK.
[456.4s] It's efficient, though.
[457.6s] I mean, right?
[459.6s] Get the job done.
[461.0s] Multiple jobs.
[463.1s] And as I go to put my hand.
[464.4s] Yes.
[465.0s] As you do, you see an outline of your hand.
[469.9s] Beyond this red light and you feel something grab you
[475.3s] and give you a firm handshake, welcoming you to the team.
[478.8s] Do we do a secret handshake?
[480.4s] Is it is it a grab or is it like or is it like?
[484.2s] There's some snaps like a like a wrist grab.
[487.5s] Like, yeah, I don't have any weapons on me.
[489.3s] You don't have any weapons on you.
[490.5s] It is not like a predator grab Arnold Schwarzenegger and.
[494.9s] OK, yeah.
[495.9s] That the other person that he arm grabs Jesse Ventura.
[499.6s] Yeah, yeah.
[500.3s] Jesse Ventura. Yep.
[501.5s] Jesse, the former governor.
[503.4s] Just as soon as I feel something grab hold of me,
[507.5s] I want to like with all my very slight
[512.4s] elf self, I want to like like like rip it into the light.
[518.4s] It's doing the same thing to you.
[520.9s] Oh, you're in a tug of war
[525.4s] with this thing that now you feel nails digging into your forearm.
[530.6s] Oh, I want to dig my nails into its forearm.
[533.9s] Its nails are growing through your skin and through your arm.
[538.4s] So I am going to cast alter self on myself
[542.5s] and I'm going to shape change to those freaky
[546.0s] ass long claws that I see lip sinky doing when she goes all primal wild.
[551.2s] And I want to sink my closet.
[552.8s] I'm not fucking around here.
[554.6s] I yell that I'm not fucking around here.
[556.7s] And I want to grab and I say, Bort, come on, help do do something.
[563.2s] Now we can see an outline of her hand.
[565.9s] Can I see the outline of like the other hand in the arm, maybe?
[570.4s] Yeah, the light for all intents and purposes, where as it was flashing,
[575.0s] the horn would go and then everything would go off.
[577.9s] Everything is maintaining itself and it is staying on a lot longer than previous.
[584.3s] You can see this shadowy figure
[587.9s] holding on to Thea's wrist and these these long nails
[593.0s] jagged, like rough nails digging beneath the skin.
[598.9s] And there's like this slickness that is now becoming clearer
[604.8s] as the spotlight is.
[608.6s] Narrowing around you.
[611.4s] I mean, I'm going to just grab that axe.
[614.0s] That's still somewhat functional and chop off the arm
[619.6s] after where she's hanging out.
[621.7s] I thought you're going to grab that ass.
[623.4s] I'm going to grab that ass, grab that ass, get a grab by your butt.
[629.7s] And just like, yeah, just pull that, pull that back in.
[633.5s] Today's episode sponsored by the HR department.
[637.4s] It exists again.
[640.0s] It's rough.
[641.6s] Give me an attack roll.
[643.7s] It's an 18 plus 14.
[646.0s] So that's a 32.
[648.3s] The axe swings down
[650.3s] and it's like it's cutting through this light before you
[653.7s] and it cleaves through the arm on the other side.
[657.9s] And Thea, you're you're tugging back on this
[660.7s] and you fall backwards now with this forearm attached to the hand
[665.1s] that is dug into you.
[666.8s] It goes like rigamortis quickly sets in
[671.7s] and it is clamped down hard around your hand.
[675.8s] And you're the color of your skin is going purple and blue
[679.4s] that you see as it pulls back.
[682.7s] Spotlight is narrowing down around you.
[686.1s] I think we're going to have a problem if this goes out.
[690.4s] Yeah, yeah, we. Yeah.
[692.5s] Does that seem right?
[693.4s] This fucking hurts.
[696.5s] I want to. Like.
[699.5s] They'll try to like pry this thing off of me if I can.
[702.9s] All right, you're trying to pull at the fingers or just pull the whole thing.
[705.8s] Oh, God, no, the finger.
[707.4s] Well, yeah, we'll pull at the fingers to like,
[710.7s] see if we can loosen that up before we pull the whole thing.
[713.1s] Trying to pry back the fingers and the flesh around them is ripping.
[718.7s] Like it's like it's like serrated knives
[723.8s] carved back away towards whatever creature this was.
[729.4s] And they're pulling the skin and tendons around them
[733.7s] and make a constitution saving throw, please.
[737.8s] Yes, you, the affected one.
[741.8s] Ten.
[744.0s] Thea, you see these nails coming out of your arm
[749.2s] and they are pulling and tearing at the tendons and ligaments beneath
[755.0s] and you see your hand go limp.
[759.2s] Oh, that's not good. That's not good.
[760.9s] Don't pull. Don't pull anymore.
[762.3s] Don't like shriveling into like this dark black
[768.2s] Paul. I've got Dumbledore hands.
[770.9s] We cut to the hallway in the jail cells and.
[795.6s] Lipsinki and Vorunax and Grancis,
[798.0s] you've been walking for what seems like forever.
[803.1s] Looking into each cell and seeing a new Grancis
[807.4s] or an old Grancis in some new state of disrepair.
[814.8s] And over the last minute or so,
[819.6s] there's a rumbling in the earth, in the ground beneath you.
[824.8s] That's starting to pick up intensive.
[828.7s] Do you you recognize that?
[830.9s] I don't I don't think I remember hearing that in here before.
[837.2s] Not that I recall, but of course, if we were doing a good job,
[841.8s] then a certain somebody probably wasn't too angry.
[847.4s] Is there a way?
[850.2s] Can we get all these Grancis working for us
[852.4s] finding Nighthunter?
[853.2s] Because I feel like, you know, that's just the three of us
[857.5s] kind of looking right now.
[859.9s] And right.
[863.2s] We have like kind of an unlimited number of Grancis.
[868.7s] So you could tap into the Grancis network.
[873.2s] Grancis, are you fucking with me or is that possible?
[876.2s] We all said hello at the same time one one time ago.
[882.4s] Give me a moment.
[885.0s] And he he opens his book.
[887.3s] It's not on any page. In fact, it's upside down
[891.0s] and it sits down on the floor and closes his eyes.
[896.6s] Grancis, can you hear me?
[900.5s] All of them around them
[903.1s] echoing down, not all of them, because most of them are dead.
[907.8s] But you hear from different spots.
[910.2s] We hear you.
[916.9s] I got them wrapped around my finger.
[920.8s] That's fantastic, Grancis.
[922.6s] You know what?
[923.7s] I'm going to belabor upon you for the next 10 minutes
[927.2s] how important you are to us right now.
[930.2s] And you are just going to feel so inspired by the end of it
[934.0s] that you're going to feel a little bit more healthy
[937.6s] and definitely able to corral all the other Grancises together behind your cause.
[942.5s] Because Grancis, I don't know if you realize this.
[946.3s] Out of all the Grancises here, Grandsai.
[950.7s] That's the plural.
[951.9s] Who's got the book?
[954.4s] I got the book.
[955.6s] So what does that make you?
[957.8s] The book. The Prime Grancis.
[959.7s] You've got the book.
[961.2s] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[963.8s] OK, we got it.
[964.9s] So you need to let those other Grancises know
[966.8s] that they need to tell you where your friend Nighthunter is.
[971.0s] OK. Grancises unite.
[976.0s] There you go.
[977.8s] That's the one.
[978.7s] And they all yell.
[980.2s] No, I don't want them to fucking marine it.
[981.9s] That would be fucking too much.
[984.8s] Hoorah!
[988.0s] Hoorah!
[989.0s] Is what they scream out, because that's more character.
[991.0s] That is what they yell out.
[994.3s] Hoorah!
[996.8s] We need to find Nighthunter.
[999.1s] And then you hear calling out from down the hall.
[1001.6s] This is going to be fun for Russ later.
[1004.7s] She's down here. Over here.
[1006.3s] No, she's over here. Up here.
[1007.8s] Oh, I found her up here.
[1013.8s] I don't think that worked.
[1014.8s] Huh.
[1017.3s] Yeah, unless there's a multiple Nighthunters here,
[1020.2s] and I don't think we were going that long.
[1022.0s] So, shoot, I thought that might help.
[1025.7s] I guess we just keep doing it the old-fashioned way,
[1027.7s] and just going and...
[1029.8s] Is there a way to turn off the cells?
[1033.0s] Like, whatever's killing the Grancises, Grants Eye,
[1037.6s] whatever's killing the Grants Eye,
[1039.8s] and tormenting us in here,
[1044.0s] is there a way to turn that off?
[1045.8s] Because that could be what is...
[1047.7s] Like, that door ain't getting closer.
[1049.4s] And we've been walking for a long time.
[1051.0s] Right, right, right.
[1053.1s] I mean, everything has been kind of set up on automation.
[1060.5s] I wasn't around when it was first initiated,
[1064.2s] and there's a lot of more arcanic means
[1067.6s] that are involved in it from what I've been told.
[1071.0s] Who made it?
[1073.2s] Well, again, it precedes my time,
[1077.1s] but Lipsynche, you seem to be more in touch
[1079.2s] with the arcane than myself.
[1083.2s] Did you ever come across anything in your time serving,
[1086.3s] in the future, current, present, past?
[1088.9s] Yeah, I mean, number one, that is how we have to describe
[1092.4s] anything related to time right now, I feel like.
[1094.9s] Um, okay, there's gotta be a way to remotely,
[1102.6s] you know, open and close things.
[1105.2s] It wouldn't...
[1106.0s] It can't just be manual, because this place is enormous,
[1109.3s] and certainly when we were torturing people,
[1114.3s] we weren't just walking way down a hall
[1117.1s] and picking them up and taking them back, you know?
[1119.7s] There was like, that's not how it worked.
[1124.1s] You got the key, is there a lever?
[1127.6s] Like a pulley system, or a switch?
[1134.9s] Yeah.
[1136.7s] Um, I, you know, I've never thought to try to just kind of
[1141.1s] go from door to door, but uh, and Vorunax just goes over
[1147.4s] to a wall, takes the spoon, and just sticks it
[1150.1s] in the fleshy wall of the prison,
[1152.5s] it's like, maybe that jiggles it around.
[1157.1s] I don't, I don't know.
[1160.3s] It's good, gotta go a little bit deeper, maybe.
[1162.9s] I push deeper.
[1165.6s] Oh, that sounds...
[1167.6s] Wait, I thought I heard a click.
[1170.1s] I didn't, I didn't hear a click, Grancis.
[1172.6s] Oh, okay, no, remember how, I keep saying remember,
[1177.0s] you don't remember, you weren't there,
[1179.4s] but in the future, there was like a torture room,
[1185.5s] and then the prisoner would be brought there,
[1187.4s] but not manually, you know,
[1190.6s] like they just kind of like were poured it in.
[1193.7s] It was much more efficient than, you know,
[1196.6s] having a guard bring somebody, I mean, that's, you know,
[1200.0s] Orcus kind of lacks efficiencies,
[1203.2s] and so in the torture room,
[1208.4s] I mean, Night Hunter is in the torture room,
[1211.4s] but I feel like if we go there,
[1215.0s] then we can just bring the folks from the cells in,
[1221.6s] and then...
[1222.8s] Actually, yeah, it's kind of like a, you know,
[1226.5s] voice command sort of thing, like,
[1228.1s] oh, summon Grancis 6489572 B,
[1234.5s] or we could just go say,
[1236.0s] pour it in, not Grancis.
[1238.7s] Exactly.
[1239.6s] From this cell block.
[1240.5s] Yeah.
[1242.0s] That's exactly what we want.
[1245.6s] You know, bring all the not Grancises,
[1249.3s] every single last one of them,
[1250.5s] there's probably a lot. But this is the Grancis floor.
[1252.4s] It's not just Grancises in here,
[1253.7s] so it's probably a lot of folks who could come help.
[1256.0s] I mean, we're kind of in the Grancis wing.
[1259.2s] I guess, maybe you didn't know that, I mean,
[1261.0s] you wouldn't have been spending time walking around,
[1262.9s] but this whole section,
[1265.3s] this is all you.
[1268.6s] A lot of effort.
[1270.8s] I mean, you're very powerful, as we mentioned.
[1273.6s] So there is other floors of the prison,
[1278.3s] you know, all sorts of creatures.
[1283.2s] So what's the quickest way there?
[1286.1s] We got to get back in the cell?
[1288.5s] No.
[1290.2s] No, Grancis, it seems to be a default for you,
[1292.9s] but no, no, just this way.
[1296.5s] Let's book it.
[1302.3s] Grancis with a book, yes.
[1306.3s] I go through my keys and I pull out a spork,
[1310.4s] because that's the best torture tool.
[1312.3s] I've seen that one before.
[1313.1s] And, oh, yes, yes.
[1316.1s] It's the one that'll open the end of your life.
[1319.4s] Stick it into the wall, turn the key, spork.
[1323.2s] Got me scared there.
[1324.0s] I was standing right beside it,
[1325.8s] right as you said that.
[1327.8s] Gave me flashbacks.
[1329.2s] All right.
[1330.4s] You throw the spork into the wall
[1333.7s] and you do hear a click this time.
[1337.2s] And you are instantly right beside the door.
[1342.4s] That you've been trying to walk towards.
[1344.0s] Perfect, perfect.
[1345.6s] Here we are, through this door,
[1349.0s] and hopefully we can get Nighthunter back
[1352.5s] and reconvene with the rest of the peoples
[1356.9s] we accidentally left behind.
[1357.7s] Yes, this is a perfect plan.
[1359.4s] It was an accident. It was an accident, Grancis.
[1361.2s] I mean.
[1362.0s] We did not run away.
[1365.0s] The three of you exit through the door
[1368.0s] and we cut back to the red light.
[1371.8s] Thea, your hand is completely shriveled up to your elbow.
[1375.4s] Does it seem like the shriveling is continuing
[1378.4s] or is it maintaining in the forearm area?
[1382.9s] Seems like it's
[1386.8s] maintaining in the forearm area.
[1389.7s] Okay, well this sucks.
[1391.4s] Are these ground floor creatures,
[1394.6s] do we think they're flying?
[1397.3s] Should we get on Guacamole and like, I don't know,
[1399.9s] try to fly our way out of here?
[1402.8s] Yeah, let's do that one.
[1404.9s] So we're gonna hop on Guacamole
[1407.5s] and try to fly.
[1410.7s] This light's coming from somewhere.
[1412.9s] Yeah, it's coming from straight up.
[1415.6s] Are you flying straight up towards the light
[1417.2s] or are you, where are you going?
[1419.8s] Oh, I think straight up towards the light.
[1422.8s] All right.
[1423.7s] Yeah, let's go towards that light.
[1424.5s] Awesome, you hop on Guacamole
[1426.8s] and you are flying up and the beam is narrowing.
[1430.8s] It's now like 15 feet across and getting closer and closer.
[1436.1s] Guacamole's wings are flapping
[1438.2s] and you're getting closer to this light.
[1439.9s] It's blinding above you.
[1441.6s] Beyond the periphery,
[1444.6s] you see these giant winged beasts soaring in the air,
[1450.0s] zipping close to but not touching the light itself.
[1454.2s] It's like 10 feet across now
[1457.0s] and you see down to the ground
[1459.0s] that there is like masses of undead
[1462.3s] that sprawl out across whatever this space is
[1466.8s] that you are in.
[1468.7s] And you get up and this light is blinding above you
[1472.3s] and you reach up towards the light
[1476.2s] and you grasp hold of what feels like firm ground
[1481.2s] and Guacamole disappears.
[1486.5s] Make a dexterity saving throw.
[1489.5s] Not again.
[1492.1s] Both of you can do it.
[1495.8s] 17. 18.
[1498.3s] Bort, you reach up and grab hold of the ground above you
[1502.5s] as Guacamole disappears.
[1504.7s] You see Thea reach down for her
[1508.2s] but not grasp hold of the ground.
[1511.7s] You reach down and grab hold of her withered hand
[1514.7s] that you feel crunch beneath your fist.
[1520.1s] You're holding it tight and she looks back up at you
[1523.6s] and she's got the Jade figurine in her hand
[1527.0s] as you pull yourself and Thea up into the hallway
[1535.8s] where you fell down.
[1538.0s] You pull yourself up and are clamoring to get Thea up
[1544.6s] as the hole around you kind of just sinks shut
[1548.3s] as she is pulled back through.
[1551.0s] There's a cracked open door behind you
[1553.4s] and you hear footsteps coming from beyond it.
[1557.7s] Oh my God.
[1559.8s] Thank you.
[1561.9s] Yeah, let's not go back down there again.
[1564.1s] No, no.
[1567.0s] And I kind of squeeze Guacamole's figurine
[1573.0s] and tuck her in one of my inside pockets.
[1580.6s] Footsteps beyond the door beside you.
[1584.5s] I prepare a spell.
[1589.2s] I prepare Eldritch Blast.
[1590.5s] If I see an unfamiliar face, I'm gonna fucking fuck it up.
[1593.9s] Fucking fuck it up.
[1597.1s] Yes.
[1598.0s] Fuck it up.
[1599.0s] That's what I wanted.
[1600.1s] I'm gonna pop some popcorn
[1601.5s] to watch this fucking up that's coming up.
[1603.7s] They're getting closer to the door
[1605.6s] and it swings open and you see the face of Grancis.
[1611.0s] And I have to wait, like, I have to be like, no.
[1615.4s] Not today.
[1617.0s] Oh shit, it's Thea.
[1618.2s] Hey everybody, it's Thea.
[1620.1s] I got my crackle away.
[1621.5s] Hey, you were gonna blast me in the face.
[1623.9s] If it wasn't you.
[1625.8s] Good thing it was me.
[1627.4s] Good thing.
[1628.4s] Yeah, she would have got you, Lipsinki.
[1631.2s] Where you been?
[1632.6s] Nah, that doesn't matter.
[1633.7s] We'll catch up later.
[1635.4s] We gotta find Nighthunter.
[1637.0s] Vorunax knows the way, or Lipsinki knows the way.
[1639.8s] Somebody knows the way.
[1641.4s] Did Nighthunter not just hack her way
[1643.4s] out of the prison like what?
[1644.8s] Well, no, she went in of their own volition
[1650.0s] and when I did see them, I saw them through the bars
[1655.0s] and they were talking to someone that wasn't there.
[1658.8s] Oh, that's not a good sign.
[1660.2s] Not a good sign.
[1661.5s] They seem to be having a rough time,
[1663.3s] but we think that we can call them
[1665.5s] to the torture chamber.
[1667.6s] Right, everybody?
[1669.7s] Yeah, so if we all just wanna,
[1671.2s] if you guys just wanna come in the torture chamber.
[1673.0s] I mean, not.
[1674.2s] Okay, I know how that sounds.
[1675.7s] Yes, it wasn't great.
[1677.6s] I hear it coming out and I know we don't,
[1680.8s] we have had a short relationship of trust,
[1685.8s] but in the torture chamber,
[1688.1s] you can summon any of the prisoners
[1691.4s] and if Nighthunter's a prisoner,
[1692.8s] we could summon them.
[1695.8s] Also, there's like an unlimited number of Grancis.
[1699.4s] So if you need any Grancis for anything,
[1701.5s] we have like.
[1702.5s] Shake and bake, baby.
[1704.3s] I don't know what that means.
[1705.5s] I don't know.
[1706.8s] But okay.
[1708.5s] Also, sorry for abandoning you with Orcus.
[1712.8s] Just wanna, we're on the move, by the way,
[1715.1s] as we're doing this, I assume.
[1717.0s] Yeah.
[1717.8s] Yes.
[1718.8s] Yeah, sorry for abandoning you back there with Orcus.
[1721.8s] Oh, I mean, I'm sorry for abandoning you
[1724.0s] and going back up to like get healed
[1727.6s] and see my friends and family.
[1729.8s] I mean. Yes, no, yes.
[1731.8s] Yeah, I mean, we came right back though.
[1733.7s] As soon as possible.
[1734.8s] What happened to your arm?
[1735.9s] We had to.
[1738.0s] Well, it costs for everything
[1741.0s] whenever you're on the path of good.
[1743.3s] I hold up my shriveled arm
[1744.6s] that still has the clawed hand in it.
[1747.4s] Oh.
[1748.3s] We didn't end up getting that out.
[1749.1s] You pulled it out.
[1750.0s] Well, I guess you tell me
[1750.9s] because it was like pulling tendons and grossness.
[1753.2s] Yeah, no, I said out.
[1754.0s] No, stop that.
[1754.9s] Okay.
[1756.0s] Yeah, okay. I did.
[1756.9s] So I have like half a hand attached to my arm, I guess.
[1761.4s] Oh.
[1762.7s] Okay, I mean.
[1764.8s] Wow.
[1766.6s] Let's find Nighthunter.
[1768.8s] Yeah, let's get Nighthunter.
[1770.2s] And then what happened?
[1772.3s] Did you guys get caught or why are you in the prison?
[1774.6s] Oh yeah.
[1776.2s] Yeah, we got caught.
[1779.3s] It sucked into, I don't know.
[1781.1s] Yeah, it wasn't our finest moment.
[1783.7s] Yeah, filled with terrible creatures in the dark.
[1789.3s] Good old quicksand holes.
[1790.8s] Yeah, and when you go through
[1792.3s] there was probably like a bajillion undead
[1795.6s] and like all kinds of stuff
[1796.7s] and they're all just flying around and do you see that?
[1799.7s] Well, at the end.
[1800.6s] I mean, we can't really see it
[1801.4s] but we knew it was there.
[1803.4s] Right.
[1804.3s] That's the best part.
[1805.1s] Yeah, I forgot.
[1806.0s] Cause when you're, yeah, you didn't even.
[1808.0s] Breathe through the room guys.
[1808.8s] I'm sorry.
[1809.7s] It's not funny.
[1810.6s] Not, yeah, no, I apologize.
[1815.1s] You round a corner and there are two guards
[1818.8s] standing outside the torture chamber.
[1822.0s] They see you and they say,
[1823.2s] halt, who goes there?
[1825.6s] Voronox, head general.
[1827.7s] Yes, of course, Mr. Voronox.
[1831.8s] Yes, a head, oh yeah, you're doing,
[1834.8s] you're in good.
[1836.4s] They sent out a memo about you.
[1839.1s] Come right this way.
[1840.6s] You're in charge.
[1842.5s] Of course you are.
[1844.2s] Come on in.
[1845.6s] The water is fine.
[1846.4s] You realize if you turn on me
[1848.4s] I can still murder you mercilessly.
[1852.0s] Right, you understand you're just a guard.
[1854.2s] Even if you know what I've done,
[1856.1s] you're still just a guard.
[1857.5s] I've got a name.
[1858.9s] Oh yeah, I don't know it.
[1860.3s] It's Sammy.
[1862.3s] And I've got, I've got, I've got a family too.
[1865.9s] I've just, I'm just here working, trying to.
[1869.2s] Okay, I mean, Sammy, nobody cares.
[1872.0s] We're going in.
[1872.8s] Get out of the way, Sammy.
[1873.7s] I'll go tell Orcus, it's fine.
[1875.2s] You go in, you do what you gotta do.
[1877.4s] Yeah.
[1878.2s] Yeah, you're not gonna tell Orcus.
[1879.0s] You go tell Orcus, you let his ex head general
[1881.3s] right into the torture chamber
[1882.8s] and see how that works out for you.
[1883.9s] Could you just kill me already?
[1885.6s] See how Eldritch blasts him.
[1888.7s] Guys, could Sammy have been any worse?
[1890.6s] Sammy was the worst.
[1892.6s] Well, I mean, what's he gonna go tell Orcus?
[1894.7s] Orcus ain't in a good mood right now, guys.
[1896.6s] Let me tell you something.
[1898.8s] There was another guard there, right?
[1900.1s] Make a Sammy out of Sammy.
[1902.2s] So you can either like sit here and be good
[1905.8s] and chill or I can blast your ass.
[1908.2s] Yeah, I don't see anything.
[1909.8s] No, no, I'm just, I was on a break.
[1912.5s] You were on a break.
[1914.4s] What's your name?
[1915.5s] I was on a break.
[1916.3s] It doesn't matter.
[1917.2s] You're on a break.
[1918.0s] Get out of here.
[1918.8s] I'd rather not say.
[1919.7s] On a break.
[1920.8s] Tell my family I love them.
[1922.7s] It's an order.
[1923.9s] Go.
[1925.4s] Okay, now that that's taken care of,
[1927.0s] door open.
[1932.2s] Some people say that we are in the middle.
[1937.7s] Some people don't know what time is.
[1942.2s] That's why we're here and we talk about the things
[1946.4s] that are important to us and you.
[1951.7s] Whoa.
[1953.0s] I, no, I was, no, I was just waiting.
[1955.0s] I wanted to know how far you could go with this.
[1956.9s] Yeah, well, I was.
[1958.0s] It was really far.
[1958.8s] Yeah, no.
[1959.6s] You would have kept going.
[1960.5s] I probably could have kept going.
[1961.3s] It's a good thing I invited you in here.
[1962.7s] Some musical interlude with Russ More over here.
[1965.3s] That's right.
[1966.9s] Yeah, sometimes they really work
[1968.4s] and sometimes you rhyme orange.
[1972.2s] So you get what you get.
[1974.2s] So goes.
[1975.2s] Today it was a good one.
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[1985.9s] I wasn't sure if you were asking me,
[1987.2s] but I wanted, there was a pause.
[1989.6s] Well, it's a pause for you to enter
[1992.4s] or for the listener to impart wisdom upon us.
[1998.4s] But while we're waiting for that,
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[2001.6s] obviously through osmosis,
[2003.8s] we could tell you about the great live shows
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[2118.2s] You stroll into the torture chamber
[2120.3s] and Vorunax, describe to me this torture chamber
[2124.1s] as it's set up before you.
[2125.5s] So it's kind of a mutable situation
[2128.4s] where you think of what you need
[2132.3s] or how you wanna go about it,
[2135.5s] doing the deed of what happens in this room.
[2138.5s] And it just kind of like
[2141.6s] amorphizes out of the walls and floor and ceiling.
[2145.7s] So really, whenever you walk in,
[2148.6s] the first person to walk in,
[2149.7s] it kind of instantly goes to what's first on their mind.
[2152.7s] So as Vorunax leads into the room,
[2156.1s] it is set up with a nice couch
[2159.6s] and a table with some tea prepared and everything.
[2164.4s] And as soon as he sees it, he goes,
[2166.9s] oh, normal settings to hang with people.
[2173.1s] It looks like you're about to get comfy,
[2176.0s] have a little situation in here.
[2178.0s] It looks like I'm about to host a party
[2179.8s] and I didn't know.
[2182.8s] Did people RSVP?
[2184.5s] I fucking hope not.
[2185.8s] No, this is not,
[2187.1s] somebody else think of something quick
[2189.3s] because I'm thinking of my own torture at this point.
[2192.8s] It turns into a kitchen
[2194.3s] and there's pancake batter everywhere.
[2197.6s] This is amenable.
[2200.5s] Who's is this?
[2201.3s] So how do we get Night Hunter in here?
[2202.8s] We just gotta think?
[2204.2s] Well, I mean, I think you do
[2206.0s] because this is your whole scene, I'm assuming,
[2209.5s] with the pancakes and-
[2210.4s] Well, we just gotta whip up some batter
[2211.8s] then get those gears a turning.
[2215.1s] All right, so somebody pass me the flour.
[2218.3s] Oh, God, does he have to make the pancakes
[2220.9s] in order to get Night Hunter?
[2222.2s] No.
[2223.0s] You don't need to make the-
[2224.0s] This is my dream state that you've given me.
[2226.4s] That you need Night Hunter.
[2227.8s] Pour the milk.
[2230.6s] I mean, time's kind of of the essence,
[2232.3s] so I feel like-
[2233.2s] Wow, this is torture.
[2234.3s] Oh, no.
[2235.4s] No, it's okay.
[2236.7s] We got the milk, we got the eggs,
[2237.9s] we got the blueberries, we got the little bit of love.
[2241.5s] Okay, so take all that, put all that together.
[2243.8s] Here's the milk.
[2244.7s] It goes into every batch.
[2246.5s] It's a process, Farnox, it's a process.
[2249.7s] You put me here and now we're dealing with it.
[2253.4s] You know, you have been in this position
[2257.3s] more than anybody else.
[2259.8s] I think it is only right that you lead.
[2264.0s] Have your recompense upon this blasted room
[2267.3s] that has seen you die innumerable amount of times.
[2271.0s] So many.
[2273.0s] Make us a pancake Night Hunter.
[2276.4s] Okay, I'm gonna put it in the piping bag.
[2278.7s] Make it real nice.
[2280.8s] He starts doing the pancake art on the griddle
[2284.2s] as you're in the shape of Night Hunter.
[2286.4s] So you put the outline first, of course,
[2288.8s] so that it blackens up a little more
[2292.1s] and then he fills it in.
[2294.7s] And he's making this life-size.
[2297.8s] And as he-
[2299.9s] Oh, you got the body flipper?
[2303.6s] Yes, we have the body flipper.
[2306.8s] It's gonna take a couple of good hands here.
[2310.0s] Hey, Flindy Borty.
[2314.4s] I don't know who you are anymore.
[2316.3s] It doesn't matter.
[2317.2s] Come give us a hand.
[2318.0s] Okay, ready?
[2319.1s] Three, two, one, go!
[2323.4s] Pancake flops down and you see the perfect design
[2328.8s] and Night Hunter begins to appear up and out
[2334.9s] of this pancake.
[2336.0s] What the fuck are we making?
[2337.0s] I'm not entirely sure.
[2337.9s] Is it kind of like when you lay someone's clothes out
[2340.1s] and then all of a sudden it fills with their body?
[2342.9s] Exactly like that.
[2344.1s] It's like the scene from Beetlejuice
[2346.1s] where Alec Baldwin and they get summoned up
[2349.8s] through the clothes.
[2350.7s] I was kind of picturing the Ace Ventura
[2352.6s] out of the Rhino.
[2355.7s] Yeah, that's what it is, yeah.
[2357.5s] So it's a pancake Night Hunter giving birth
[2359.7s] to a Night Hunter?
[2360.6s] Giving birth to a Night Hunter, yeah.
[2363.1s] That's high concept stuff we're doing here, you guys.
[2366.0s] Really breaking new ground is every day.
[2371.0s] And up out of this Night Hunter loin
[2375.1s] comes a new Night Hunter.
[2380.2s] Everyone is uncomfortable.
[2381.5s] We will be talking to H.R. later.
[2384.2s] Never say loin again.
[2385.5s] It's too late, I already did.
[2387.1s] People can just hit skip back
[2388.7s] and I will just keep saying it
[2390.0s] over and over and over again.
[2392.1s] Oh no, that's horrible.
[2394.0s] Comes not just a new Night Hunter,
[2395.8s] the Night Hunter out of whatever cell
[2398.8s] she was being held in.
[2403.1s] Hey, we did it.
[2404.9s] Grancis, you did it.
[2407.1s] I mean, I gotta give him credit.
[2408.6s] His methods are unorthodox,
[2410.2s] but they work.
[2411.0s] Makes the dream work, oh boy.
[2412.6s] That's right.
[2413.8s] Elia?
[2415.6s] Where is Elia?
[2416.6s] Oh, it's the, it's who, or Night Hunter was talking to.
[2422.1s] Yes, she was in cell with me.
[2424.3s] Now I see all you, hello.
[2426.2s] I hope that your time here has been very nice.
[2429.6s] But Elia was with me, has anybody seen her?
[2433.2s] Who?
[2435.0s] Yeah, I mean, Elia hasn't been with you.
[2438.4s] Yeah, she stayed back in Mastika.
[2443.1s] She, yeah, she was in Mastika, remember,
[2445.9s] in Fatton, and then you came through the portal to...
[2447.8s] I remember that, but then she was there inside my cell.
[2452.4s] We were talking, and,
[2456.2s] and, you know, I just kind of, it was quiet.
[2459.8s] It was kind of nice, frankly.
[2462.3s] What happened to Arn?
[2464.9s] Night Hunter?
[2466.2s] Yes.
[2469.0s] You were under the machinations of Orcus's torture.
[2475.0s] Unfortunately, it drew upon something or someone
[2480.7s] that you desire to be with, and use that against you.
[2485.4s] The person you spoke to was not there.
[2487.6s] But it was not torture, it was, it was nice.
[2490.6s] I have not seen Elia since I left.
[2494.0s] And, and it was, it was good, I don't know.
[2498.0s] It may not seem like torture in the moment,
[2502.0s] but there's a sick pleasure being drawn
[2507.6s] from the facade that you were going through.
[2510.5s] Well, I do not like that.
[2513.8s] I do not like being tricked.
[2516.3s] However, it was very unreal.
[2518.4s] I'm not sure what to think.
[2520.6s] Perhaps we can go back to Mastika,
[2523.7s] and I see if Elia is still there.
[2526.6s] I think that sounds like a plan.
[2530.2s] There's the rumble in the ground beneath you
[2533.8s] is intensifying.
[2535.6s] All of the utensils within this kitchen
[2539.8s] are shaking and falling off the walls.
[2543.4s] Batter is being thrown everywhere.
[2545.9s] Cupboards are being, are dropping
[2548.4s] and shattering on the ground.
[2552.8s] I didn't make that happen.
[2555.8s] I think we gotta, I think we gotta get moving back
[2557.7s] to back up to the room.
[2564.8s] Yeah.
[2566.5s] Yeah, we do.
[2568.8s] You said that we had an unlimited amount of Grancises?
[2573.9s] Yeah, I mean, there's a whole Grancis wing.
[2576.6s] Well, our original goal was to get to the prison
[2582.1s] and set free the prisoners
[2585.5s] because they probably hate on Orcus
[2587.9s] as much as we do or possibly more
[2591.0s] because the, I don't know how many of us are here anymore,
[2593.9s] but we're not gonna be enough.
[2596.5s] I'm not trying to be a downer.
[2598.3s] No, that's a, so you guys headed to the prison
[2601.2s] because you wanted to free the prisoners
[2603.5s] to like rally them to our cause of goodness.
[2608.3s] Absolutely.
[2609.1s] Yeah, we gotta boost our numbers.
[2611.3s] Oh, I love that.
[2612.8s] What if, what if, whatever.
[2614.5s] Okay, hold on.
[2615.4s] What if you all go slow him down as much as you can
[2619.5s] and I summon all the Grancises and they file out here,
[2623.0s] all the ones that are alive.
[2624.7s] I don't think the ones that are dead are gonna help us.
[2627.3s] Summon all the alive Grancises and file out,
[2630.0s] kind of like that scene in Fantasia
[2631.9s] where all the broomsticks are coming
[2633.4s] and pulling all the.
[2635.0s] Can you stop and get a Demogorgon or two?
[2637.7s] Oh, I think there's only one of those,
[2639.0s] but I will grab one.
[2640.0s] Okay. Yeah.
[2641.3s] It seemed pissed.
[2643.6s] Yeah, no, I think we tried to avoid that wing, right?
[2647.4s] Right there, Bort?
[2648.6s] Yeah.
[2650.4s] But you know, times are tough.
[2651.8s] That's fine, maybe old Demogorgon's got something to say.
[2656.2s] Send one of the other Grancises.
[2657.9s] Yeah, yeah, Grancis 1694.
[2661.2s] Sure, yeah, that one's an asshole.
[2662.8s] He's a real dick.
[2665.0s] And I mean, even if the Demogorgon
[2667.8s] or the other prisoners don't wanna come help,
[2671.6s] I mean, they're just gonna be causing more chaos
[2673.9s] for other folks to be dealing with.
[2675.9s] So I say. That's right.
[2677.2s] Distractions.
[2678.9s] Bust everybody out of the prison and.
[2681.3s] Okay, okay.
[2683.2s] It seems like a good way to make a lot of chaos
[2687.1s] and a lot of problems for Orcus, which sounds good.
[2691.6s] Sounds perfect.
[2692.6s] All right, go slow them down.
[2694.4s] I'll bring reinforcements.
[2696.0s] For the first time in present and in future
[2699.6s] of Arnox's timeline, you see him unclip his key ring
[2704.0s] from his side says, Grancis,
[2705.8s] show us the meaning of chaos.
[2708.3s] And he hands it over to him.
[2709.7s] Oh boy.
[2717.3s] And we cut to the throne room of Orcus.
[2723.0s] And Orcus is standing before this flame in the center
[2726.8s] that is just roiling up to the ceiling.
[2729.9s] And he's.
[2732.7s] He's letting out this yell that's echoing out
[2737.0s] the entire room.
[2738.1s] And you see Shangalar, his arms are full
[2740.6s] of all these skulls.
[2742.3s] He's kinda got them stuffed into pockets.
[2744.5s] I got them all.
[2745.8s] I got them all.
[2746.6s] Look at it.
[2747.5s] Look at it.
[2748.3s] Look at it, I got them all.
[2749.2s] He's just, he reaches down and he picks Shangalar up
[2753.8s] and the door kicks open.
[2757.8s] And all of you are standing there.
[2761.1s] You see this scene of Orcus with Shangalar in his hand
[2766.5s] with a cluster of who knows how many
[2769.9s] of these essence of God skulls.
[2773.6s] And he turns and he looks at you
[2775.0s] and Shangalar looks at you and says,
[2776.2s] you're too late.
[2777.3s] You're too late fuckers.
[2779.5s] A bright light flashes in the center of Orcus
[2784.2s] and Shangalar is blinded and his skin is burning
[2790.6s] and bubbling from the radiant damage that he's taking.
[2796.2s] And then Orcus takes half, 38 points of damage.
[2803.7s] Shangalar's skin is bubbling
[2805.6s] and Orcus shields his eyes with the Shangalar hand
[2808.8s] and looks down at you and just like this sickening,
[2812.8s] you can't see his face beneath the goat's skull.
[2816.5s] That's, he uses a mask over top of it
[2819.7s] but there's this grin that's beneath him
[2822.9s] and he throws Shangalar and all of the essence
[2826.6s] of God into his mouth and you hear this sickening crunch
[2832.4s] and this energy washes down over him
[2837.4s] and Orcus begins to grow.
[2841.0s] His skin begins to convulse and pop
[2845.5s] and bones stick out and heal themselves
[2849.8s] and he steps into this flame that begins
[2853.6s] to widen in front of him as it opens this view
[2859.0s] into the material plane and we see.
[2862.6s] We just came back from there.
[2864.6s] And we see an unassuming water deep.
[2869.2s] From where you're standing,
[2870.5s] you can see through this portal.
[2873.4s] From the sides around you,
[2875.0s] you hear the movement of all those demonic creatures
[2877.9s] as they rush towards it and push you back.
[2882.0s] They're pouring out into the world.
[2888.8s] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
[2906.1s] And then you hear as it slows,
[2914.3s] you hear like this patting.
[2916.7s] At the tapestry beside you on a wall,
[2921.2s] far some 50 or 60 feet off into the distance.
[2928.1s] You turn and you look as it stands out
[2931.2s] more than anything that you're seeing around you.
[2934.7s] You hear a small voice come from behind.
[2946.0s] The tapestry came from a wall.
[2948.6s] So there's no hand.
[2950.3s] No, there's no hand.
[2951.4s] Oh, the edge of it.
[2952.2s] Oh, this is enormous.
[2959.2s] Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 152,
[2963.1s] starring Amy More as Thea, Night Hunter, and Sully.
[2967.0s] Carla Maxted as Lipsinki,
[2968.8s] Tom Laird as Bort and Moot,
[2971.0s] with Kyle Claset as Vorunax,
[2972.8s] Peter Joseph Lewis as Orcus,
[2974.8s] and Russ More as your dungeon master.
[2977.2s] Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted,
[2979.4s] and sound design by Russ More.
[2981.4s] This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound
[2983.8s] and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,
[2985.6s] Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.
[2987.3s] And a huge thank you to our supporting producers,
[2989.6s] Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Cat Waterflame,
[2992.6s] Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, Craig Zeiss,
[2995.4s] Perry Matey, Ongerong Kiersen, LA Branton,
[2998.6s] Nathaniel Teeter, Destiny, and Old School Gamer D.
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[3030.2s] Ooh, I wanna dig my nails into its forearm.
[3033.4s] Its nails are growing through your skin
[3036.2s] and through your arm as you do so.
[3038.6s] I cast, fuck.
[3040.8s] Oh, did I click on something?
[3042.6s] Yeah, now everything is deleted.
[3046.2s] Oh no.
[3047.2s] Oh no.
[3048.2s] Your character's a blank slate.
[3050.0s] Quick, create something, anything.
[3052.4s] Get really big muscles so you can win this.
[3054.7s] Yeah, now you have long nails going through their skin.
[3057.1s] Yes, I fucking do.
[3058.8s] I'm going to cast Alter Self on myself
[3061.5s] and I'm going to shape change
[3064.0s] to those freaky ass long claws
[3066.1s] that I see Lip Sinky doing when she goes all primal wild.
[3070.2s] And I wanna sink my closet.
[3071.8s] I'm not fucking around here.
[3073.6s] I yell that.
[3074.5s] I'm not fucking around here.
[3075.7s] And I wanna grab and I say,
[3077.8s] Bort, come on, help, do something.
[3081.3s] There were way too many fucking ones in there.
[3083.2s] All those ones, baby.
[3085.7s] What do you mean baby?
[3087.1s] Shut your mouth.
[3088.4s] I mean, I'm on your side.
[3089.6s] No, you're not.
[3090.8s] Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.